Dude, call the cops, man.
it’s fine. I was at a strip mall thing and I was getting in the car at the time. I was just waiting for it to be unlocked.
Mom: Lets go do the thing!
Me: WOOO WE GONNA DO THE THING
Mom: I changed my mind, we’re not doing the thing.
*looks at Chris Pine* Your dad was on CHiPs and is not as pretty as you
screencaps51 replied to your photo:How To Not Look Like Yourself Vol 1: Take off your…
VERY nice! XD
Please, for the love of god, it is creepy to drive past me slow, look at me, and blast the only part of the song that goes “I make her pussy tickled pink” and then drive away just as slow.
How To Not Look Like Yourself Vol 1: Take off your glasses
then fuck around with the picture in an editor BOOM done.
I completely fucking forgot I changed the channel to Jurassic Park, excuse me